Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Joe Biden Wants Male Reporters To Stay In The Closet

At a political fundraiser in Florida, Vice President Joe Biden and/or his staff issued their own Don?t Ask, Don?t Tell policy against reporter Scott Powers. To ensure that he literally could not ask, nor tell,�they locked him in a closet. Can?t have the riff-raff fraternizing amongst the fancy pants guests, now can we?

An aide to Vice President Joe Biden has apologised to a reporter who was locked in a closet for hours after he was invited to cover a Florida political fundraiser because they did not want him talking with the guests.

Spokeswoman Elizabeth Alexander said the decision to hold local reporter Scott Powers there was a ?mistake?.

And she claimed an inexperienced staffer had put Powers in the closet instead of a ?hotel room? as was their normal practice.

As the unaware $500-a-head invitees dined on caprese crostini with oven-dried mozzarella and basil, rosemary flatbread with grapes honey and gorgonzola cheese, grilled chicken Caesar and garden vegetable wraps, last week, the veteran reporter was locked away.

Okay, I know the fact that someone was locked in a closet shouldn?t be funny ? and I?m sorry reporter dude ? but that?s Joe Biden comedy gold. �Oh, the transparency! Also, keeping people in a closet? H8Rs!!!1111 �I hope Meghan McCain weighs in!

h/t�Ben Domenech

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cross-posted from That’s What She Said

Source: http://www.redstate.com/snarkandboobs/2011/03/27/joe-biden-wants-male-reporters-to-stay-in-the-closet/

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